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More Jokes for Australia's tour of England
(full credit to the Sunday Herald Sun 8th July 2001)
Q. What's the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam
Hussein?
A. Saddam Hussein has more victories.
Q. How bad is the English batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the order
Q. Why is it unfair to call England the second best Test team
over there?
A. Because the Australian women are in Britain as well
Q. What would Justin Langer be if he was an English batsman?
A. In form
Q. Why are the England players demanding increased match
payments?
A. Someone has let on Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth day.
Q. How dominant is Australia's No. 1 fast bowler?
A. Well, most people in England think their opening batsman's real name is
Atherton b McGrath
Q. What's the outstanding feature of England's pace attack?
A. Andy Caddick's ears
Q. What is England's best chance of a win in the second Test
at Lord's?
A. Telling the Aussies the match is at Headingley
Q. Heard about the new Ashes trophy?
A. Yes, if England lose another series they're going to keep the bails and burn
the players instead